1/20/2016

There was an explorer from Qarth,
who never left fireside hearth.
but he met a fair dame,
who had all of the fame,
for being ugly as Brienne of Tarth.

1/19/2016 - Limerick

There was a great bearded buffoon.
Who shortchanged his bets all too soon.
He wouldn't bet high,
So he lost all the pie,
And his friend was granted the boon.

1/18/2016

Cascading brown and
twirling round and
soothing all the while.

Crinkled nose or
yoga pose or
woolen socks in piles.

Flannel sheet but
too much heat but
comfort can't be beat.

1/17/2016

Rushing now,
Circle round.
Bruce spinning,
Game winning.
Monday off,
Hacking cough.
Minute left,
Missing cleft.

Know where it was and it is,
Know where you'll be when you've been.

1/16/2016 - Haiku, Part Deux

Breathing air outside,
Looks great on television.
Hypochondria

1/15/2016

Friends snap,
Boo hoo bap
Saber snap
Spinal tap.

Hey now
All around
Saving how
Echoes drown.

Evil lord
Hooded Tord
Marching horn
Hero born.

Epic duel
Killing fool
Devils tool
Saber cruel.

1/14/2016

Researching castles across autumn skies
Life changing alone.
Decompressed in altitude highs,
Flying above.

Moustached highlights and chomping chewing.
Gravel and aggravating, destroying my senses.
Chimp. Chimp. CHOMP.

Cereal.